Thursday, November 27, 2008

Does A Weedeater Have To Have An Exhaust?

Cons coupled in Cordoba


Friday, October 24, 2008

How To Put Gpsphone Cheats On Ipod

Game shows. Turn off and sit neurons, reaches the "sensationalism"

We all know that the morning television programming becomes something like the spam email. In eternal sleep sessions or so of partying "are able to enlarge the penis (under the battle cry of" I like big "), sell completiiiiiiisimo an exercise machine that will keep cutting case under the bed for ten years, or that famous electro someone confessed to Berto in the last program Buenafuente it used as a penis enlarger. An influential U.S. that reminds me of the parents of the kidnapped in the movie Perdita Durango .



addition to all these useless objects, throughout the morning trying to sell something that clearly, while the television audience to remain as it is, never can give us television: intelligence. Yes, I refer to these programs-contest of all strings where the decorations look clippings primary school children, treated like dirt typography (as viewers) and the presenters are likely to give the note.

were famous in Spain a few months ago for a presenter who was part of the program for alleged drunkenness and other a video where the host of Nattliv , the Swedish channel TV4 , live vomiting. In the latter case, Nazemson Eva (the aforementioned) have argued menstruation, but it is false. OCACSMS, a "tremendous amount of research" has discovered why this lady vomited. Look at the font applied in the poster contest ... Saaaaaaaans Comic! .



Please Comic sans placed in these programs, whether through both typographical chaos is not going to notice. And no need to teach girls half-naked under the word "sensuality" (transcribed verbatim from an individual with only two neurons). For this type of programs to be completely honest Miss should be completely naked, would have to eliminate the competition and put a sign that read: "if I call you a virtual French champions!" Go, if it already exists! : send and SMS with the word schoolgirls to ....

Unfortunately all these things will never be really necessary because, unless the cause is unclear but such programs are a magnet neurons that leads to our head to the filthiest of self-destruction.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Laser Sail Boat Model Paper

A world in Comic Sans: OCACSMS Laboratories launches next-generation antidepressant



OCACSMS Laboratories through Comic Shop Virtual Store nonexistent, has released a new antidepressant. This is Prozic based on comicsamizol molecule, which acts as an inhibitor the comicsandeína and prevents the pressing need to use this source .

Thus OCACSMS Laboratories is a big step for the health of a high percentage of our society, especially in the civil sector, avoiding the damage that these patients violated both themselves and the their fellow citizens.

Meanwhile, although the WHO has not yet acted, the OMSMCM (World Citizen's Mental Health Middle) said that if you get the routine use of such medication, the typeface Comic Sans could be eradicated from the world by the year 2020.

Note that the patient, do not need the drug, try to deny their use, so it is recommended to hide the pill in a piece of foie gras or diluted in juice or puree. In case of abandonment of treatment, the guardian must immediately notify your header graphic designer, failing which he will committing the offense of failure to provide assistance under the law of 52 July 2008, 45/432/82. For more information

not lead anywhere because, unfortunately, this product does not exist.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Fireplace Heat Exchanger How Works

All for a vote. Humiliation and insults graphics

Changing a cartoon of the great humorist and social critic Chumy Chumez .

After the alleged truce between Aguirre and Gallardón in Madrid, reaching the regional conferences. All political parties are entered into a spiral of self-conviction and courage which American company ... We are the best! We will win! ... and between slogan and motto, Popular Party, which won no miracle in the past elections, when desperate for votes.

There are already numerous posts on other blogs on various marketing campaigns for parties so that plenty of documentation exists on the network, I will not extend far this introduction.
The Socialist Party continued its policy of "serif font" and combined it with some pictures in the style of USA-touch somewhat contradictory because (explanation for non-English) This party was formed in party with ideals of the Communist Party -, you know, try to give confidence but we are a serious party, close, ... (Try to say with your image).
On the other hand, the Popular Party , being aware of the failures that led to use the orange in a party composed mainly of upper-class would-be entrepreneurs, they returned to blue, it became more saturated fat and well making the font a little softer, placed a Mariano Rajoy completely cross-eyed to indicate that "in the background, workers are like us, imperfect."
Now after the election, Feedback desperately needed and can not think more than the bright idea to approach the common people as the most ruin there. was not enough to kiss children, visiting the elderly, disabled people and nearly extinct ONLY campaign (ie all games), but had to give the image of false humility placing Comic sans in Congress. The font in question is set in italics and their respective shadows.

From OCACSMS we ask: Why not top it off with a wordart and served with cliparts office? imagine his answer would be no need to go to extremes, that as he said, "We are all equal but some more than others and have always been class."

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Can Polyps Be Removed From The Gallbladder

Blood Donation in Spain, Comic Sans infection. NGO destroys federalism

llevava long time to closely linking crappy design - partnership "that has to give sentence, which otherwise is a marketing strategy the sea of \u200b\u200boutdated and ineffective.

years ago that NGOs and humanitarian institutions have put the batteries in your way of communicating to the world their work, but it seems that this procedure to capture "new recruits" has not penetrated deep into blood donation in Spain .


blood donation remains an area anachronistic in Spain (taking into account factors of advertising and marketing ). It seems that we here in the eighties with the exception of the use of those "wonderful" effects of bevel and emboss of Photoshop , the famous Wordart and of course, the use of Comic Sans .

Despite being seventh in the world where blood donation (According to La Voz de Galicia 02/07/2008) Percentages do not cheat and show a greater number of donations in provinces best campaigns and websites have, as is the example of the Basque Country, in a second position after of Navarra.
Navarra and Basque Websites blood donation

This suggests that we are not misguided in our speculations and therefore, all these associations should undertake a serious review of how "sell your product." In fact, besides being at the height of the mud at the design level, with him and his habit of using Comic Sans, target the world lead their child when in fact one of the premises to give blood is to be over 18 .
A real disaster!.

Websites Leon, Cantabria and blood donation Malaga

other hand, we suspect that federalism is killing NGOs, international campaigns as there are delicious (especially the Red Cross ) who have never conducted in our country, while here we still pledging as shabby and not very effective.
So much hard to translate into English an Australian campaign?. We understand that the Western world the values \u200b\u200bfor a target that moves are not so different, especially in this type of campaign, nor is an economic issue because on one hand, if we add costs of all Red Cross of each nation in a campaign sure you can afford to pay a creation at the highest international quality. On the other hand, in the case of a small association there are many designers, design students and schools who would be willing to work for the low price of zero euros.

So what problem exists? "If it is not Comic Sans Spain does not fit?, Is it inevitable penalty to linking with children?.
not doubt their good intentions, but are doing very poorly this part of his job. For

finally, we must make a point, something outside of what is our common struggle, but referring to the association of blood donors in La Rioja.
explain: " ADON. A Partnership + donor + NA DO Navarra. So logic prevails here, but they seem to have riojanos neural connections, they liked the idea of \u200b\u200bNavarre who plagiarized the style Torrente: The association is " ADON.
Our question is: NA Donor Association Rioja? and I repeat, not a rabbit, Na Rioja?
... okay ... we are going .... the same is that Falan Galician Association and is actually Donor Rioja ... although we know the Autonomous Region called "La Rioja" and the symbol to highlight should be the L. And best of all is that the mark is registered.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Free Playmobil Eagle Castle Instructions

Alcoholic beverages for children: Ron Barceló crisis requires exploring other potential customers

We all know that one of the few relatively successful applications of Comic sans is its use in the children, but if we join this to the world of alcoholic beverages, the mixture can pass on to be explosive (and not referring to the urban legend that mixing Bailey s and tonic is lethal).
Ron Barceló is a already known for its controversial light. On one occasion came to be branded a racist for showing a topless mulatta accompanied by the slogan "That Obscure Object of Desire," a little silly as criticism does not explicitly state what the dark object, and a little while you've been sitting in front of watching television not obscure film Buñuel, you can imagine that it is you're calling "sex object" to the mulatto but makes a fairly direct comparison between the rum and the reproductive organ of the lady. In conclusion: An older type of advertising that " Tutanmarujita Diaz " and with which feminists hands are cast in the lead, while they exit the forum when the spot is the "Nestea butts."



certainly seems that Ron Barceló not stop to find her but over time, turning and turning the slogan and the typography of this. Well, this ebb and flow of sentence cuts, changes to brunette and mulatto typography tests, one of his latest acquisitions is to use Comic Sans to slogan.

Hopefully this change is completely random and corrected rapidly as in its attempt to bring the product to the public (hopefully that was the cause of the use of typography), have also approached the children, by "accidentally wanting" (we said small) cocktail somewhat dangerous.

Seeing the fence came to my head, I recall a piece-of " Rats" by Miguel Delibes where a child plays with empty bottles of an alcoholic father. This is not a final type Steven Spielberg where there is always a child who has to give sentence, but simply an anecdotal memory that I share, though I estrañaría that a child who saw this billboard every day going to school, not the furniture-bar bum's grandmother while their parents are on vacation in the Caribbean rum to enjoy the same child.

anyway if it is true that an adult trying to trick you into seeing a bottle of rum is a vagina is wrong, but after all is an adult who is supposed to mature neurons, and whether to meet lack of sex with alcohol, he will know, but when advertising can be linked to the world of children should take more care.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Jerusalem Restaurant Halal?

Results of the Hill (Anti vs VSV) 5 to 6


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Sunday, August 17, 2008

How To Make A Trebuchet Blueprint

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Thursday, August 7, 2008

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The third world to their fate: ExpoZaragoza, Swedish, and Special unpresentable k


few days ago I noticed tour the Expo . I must confess that I had never been nowhere and had heard so many wonders of all (people only had complained of the tails), which was quite eager to go.

My way of being I did not wait queue and pushed me these flags that seemed to have been abandoned by the public. This teaching-bit path to the head and much to the heart, showed me where there are more problems with water, was where less and you explain things worse.

"I just delete a paragraph and I made a tongue-biting injury

can not do that. Can not make a high-tech fair in rich countries, other countries travel to average wealth, mix it and then say that this is water.
So what we will see below: A Powerpoint crappy made by a person with little taste and written with Comic Sans that even has some anti-aliasing, all refurbished in a little flag of Tunisia content, or rather, very badly structured.
From the point of view of my profession, my passion for the graphic makes me cry
INFOGRAPHICS!

A case nobody saw those available through thematic The Country that gave away every Sunday where at first glance you could see all the invasions a country suffering, or mining areas of a region, o. ...... any graphic that is to stand ten minutes each to swallow a little screen video is not about water issues. Example

. Swedish flag Summary: Propaganda Volvo, Ikea and Ericsson, the background is a small sign of "recycle" and in the center of a reindeer (I hope this is artificial and not "recycled") to decorate (if not fail me memory).

What I made a series of questions that an assistant one day in the Expo the need to respond quickly (not in a 15-minute video on the screen):

About Volvo :
What is the Volvo car is organic?, is it really green or is one of the words "marketinianas", What is Green use less oil or use nothing?

These phrases remind me of detergent ads, where you can conclude that if the detergent ten years since you left the linen and without bacteria, and new models have been ten subsequent washing in theory and only in theory, the last clothing should disintegrate because there is nothing cleaner than what does not exist - it is impossible to spot. Regarding

Ikea
say they recycle, they talk about wood, forest planting, but do not say anything about the amount of plastic stuff sold in Ikea, all of which are pollutants in their manufacture. Investigating
on websites, in the area of \u200b\u200becology and social responsibility, I have found a "pearl" like this (and I stress the importance):
"Child labor. There is work under the age allowed in countries where IKEA manufactures its products. IKEA does not accept child labor in their suppliers or their subcontractors, and works actively to prevent it. "
Why work to prevent something that is not produced, and I say this because the uncertainty of writing that makes us think there was actually . For the rest of the web is the same: we planted a lot, we recycle a lot, ... (similar to those conversations of children "because my uncle is stronger than yours) without actually specify whether planted as well as cut down, if they recycle the same that produce ... so bland that the wording as they say in my village, "is going to be no."
is similar to last ad Special k lying telling the truth: I choose

five women and take them to study me, I have breakfast at the notary, the Special k thin and the other four, appetizers in meat, a coffee.
Tachaaaaannnnn! the announcement, and no lying.
But only a small, perhaps tiny Comment: Unless the rate is English breakfast (eggs, toast with butter ,....) fiber used to shit, no diet (and sorry for the vulgarity but In this case you can not say otherwise).



But if this alleged "study" I do the opposite conclusion is:
Studies (What?) show that people (many?) Colombia Coffee makers weigh less than others (how many and which people?) taking k Special .

The world's most dishonest advertising.

Yet, with their successes and sorrows, I think it's worth going to the expo, as there are wards that do have information and poetry in its conception.

To complete this act of vomiting guts to claim that not only limit the environmental problem to a problem in the developed world and stop navel-gazing, not like they hung unpresentable this on the net (Lluis Suñé - number one ICV-EUiA coalition in the province of Tarragona) to protest contribute to other areas of Spain looking only their own interests when he has his ass covered by the money that we provide all English, including Extremadura.


not have the same attitude, do not stop making investments in the third world as we eat and transform their raw materials.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Can Genital Warts Appear On Stomach

The Gallic stronghold of the Comic sans

There was a time when all the Mediterranean part of the empire of the good wines and sober design and care.
whole Mediterranean?
No, not everything. There is an outpost in Gaul called Calvisson that as the village of Asterix is part of the resistance to label their wines with Comic Sans.
brand is Domaine de L'Escattes (with an equally horrible web labeling) of Appellation Coteaux du Langedoc .
These gentlemen once commissioned the design of white and rosé wines and believing they know more than the designer decided to charge them from red to save some "dogs".
The result is that they see, a wine label in an embarrassing Comic sans, with a minimum consistent with their siblings (white and pink).
This case reminds me of a wine that was in my last season of "epic binges." It was a wine to tourists who were in the etiquta something like a ruffled gypsy dress and a bullfighter, which is like selling in Japan a bottle of sake with a geisha and sumo wrestlers. The story is that the wine was "infumable" but foreigners buying it like hotcakes, and so was the gain that brought the entrepreneur who decided to pay someone to redesign the label (which is rare in the small English company some years ago). and the end of our history and that the new label, much nicer, longer coexist with the philosophy of wine bully "containing the bottle, the foreigners were left to grace and had to settle old label again.

All these ramblings lead me to ask the following questions: Is this wine

Comic sans has to be a cheap wine?. Eight euros "wine is cheap enough to carry on their labels Comic sans?

The truth is that English wineries, with eight to ten euros, and you can get good-not excellent wines but if good-and this makes me think that the famous French ego forced to sell bottled wine which is sold here as table wine and tetra-brick . Ie "the robe" as usual in all countries: "As the tourists are going to swindle fools."

only thing I can assure you is that I have no idea of \u200b\u200bthe true quality of this wine, surely someone added a comment saying that this wine is the best of the best, ... Parapapa Parapapa. but the truth is that the image given by labeling a wine bottle Comic sans is this. Wine for the 35 boars Obelix.

propose a constructive competition for the French: Let's put it in the comments good English wines that can be achieved for less than ten euros and did not deserve to be tagged with Comic Sans.

I in my humble opinion, far from being an expert on the subject, I propose a few:

Ballabriga (DO Somontano)
Marques de Caceres (Rioja)
Enate (DO Somontano)

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Streaming Fiding Kate

a year fighting against Comic Sans: The expansion of Buthidae scorpion Connare

This month of June 2008 was a year of the founding of OCACSMS and good that we take time to take stock of what happened.
sincerely thank the nearly 12,500 times you have read our 50 articles, regardless of what specific topic, because as I said a friend once with his usual sarcasm:
"Why Why not do a more specific blog yet?, not mating in captivity ... scorpion Buthidae female desert areas kilimanjaro. Nevertheless
have been dozens of accessions and that gives us cause to continue this project. Thank you all.
struggles and achievements.

OCACSMS always had the philosophy (especially the section A world sans Comic ) draw a smile to all people involved with the design and advertising in these difficult and stressful workdays. However, we have seen that our "walk in the desert for a laugh" has its fruit.

is noteworthy that the pulse battled English travel agencies achieving the withdrawal in one case, and the use of any other criterion, the use of Comic sans ; making comment, always anonymous of course, as
"each place it as you like and my the comic sans and matisse are beautiful ... and stop criticizing for any nonsense because it is what it is because no normal person would set in the font and understood it perfectly OK? "
Editor's note: ... and so it goes.

was also fun chase banking, especially the Basque that, with good design that exists in that area, I have no idea what happens there for their businesses attempt to treat their children customers. Indeed, Caja Laboral (As you said we Aurora ) retired Comic sans the presentation of its cash, but kept it inside his interface. Perreteeeeees !.

Finally highlight atrocities against governmental level, putting his palm logo contest Government of Spain, The childishness of Rafael Correa (President of Ecuador) and barbarity Chilean justice in post Marco, Amedio the Comic sans and Chile.


The Ying and Yang .

Thanks to the publication format, throughout this year n ur blog has grown from a local project to an international phenomenon , because despite its language Castilian is the English-or, as it is called in America, the OCACSMS Blog has been read repeatedly in different countries speaking English or French. They highlight the 102 visitors from Japan, the second English-speaking country (if the United States can qualify for not speaking) in the list of visits and with a language so different to ours.

We produced a map of "regular visitors" that serves as a reference for the expansion of our blog and now we show you. So OCACSMS expands around the world.


reviews have been posted to our blog in Digg and on the cover of World his edition of Valencia and have received dozens of comments of encouragement to not give up our struggle. On the other hand have also been many criticisms, although in some cases it appears to be critical of the way because it hurts the contents as in the criticism of the post concerning the University of Zaragoza:
"... The headline" Imparting mediocrity "is the first sign of mediocre writing that follows ..." anonymous.

Colophon.

very recently we located in Neighbourhood graphic t-shirt Grandburo very curious. It says "Design is honest, advertising lie." In OCACSMS are convinced that only with the design also can lie, or at least give a product the qualities that have or should have, and precisely the Organization abuse the Comic sans underlie this fight as the main reason their training.
I encourage sociologists, psychologists, advertisers ... that rebuts or support us with strong arguments that in this blog comment, as this will cause debate, and we are convinced that the debate is good for the development of any idea or society. The culmination of this anniversary, and very much in the world of advertising and design, could be left with the following quote:
"The way things are is not the way they are, and if things were as is present the whole science would be superfluous. " Karl Marx (1818-1883) German philosopher and economist.
Thank you all for your support, especially How great are the crappy movies and Mr. Rosco for being there since the beginning. We will continue working to achieve, in our field, a more just world.
A hug.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Heater For Your Bathtub

Vincent is the devil. Typography Congress Valencia is dressed in Comic sans

ended last week II International Conference on Typography Valencia (Spain), where on Saturday he attended the conference I Hate Comic Sans The "given by the author of the object of all this dispute: Vincent Connare.

Our sincere congratulations on all attempted a demonstration of mindless demagoguery.

The professional course (and later you will read why I say this) started trying to give a touch of professionalism:
"Comic Sans was not designed as a typeface but as a solution to a specific problem such as a program interface , typography conveyed the message "

continued throwing balls out and blaming the rabble with:
" The typography is like fashion. Everyone uses it. But not well. I've seen mainly Americans with no criteria. The typeface is the same but has a role and that's what makes it so important. Ago a job it is to communicate a message and the font you did not distract from it. But they need to know about typography? " (Excerpt from interview 3CIT)

But then it leaves a number of beads that indicate its lack of accountability:
" I also hate
" When design a source is no longer yours. Especially as I designed it to Microsoft. I was a salaried employee. Have designed a typeface like this do not feel anything special. "
(Excerpt from interview of 3CIT)

and acknowledged that it would not work on it.

will agree with all authors graphics , and especially the font due to its long process of analysis that a job is like childbirth: you suffer, you're happy, you enter a state of anxiety ... and do not understand at all that this man can ignore the result of a similar process.

responsible design, viewing and using crowded that gives your font, would be the moral obligation to at least fix the kerning, meaning that if you do not get paid for such purposes, but at least do not say that it would not work on it.

In nature, to the most despicable creature takes over his descendants, we can deduce that, in disregard of its own typeface, Vincent Connare is the devil and Comic sans fruit, because of the chaos it has generated in the earth.

is a pity that having the opportunity it has had in the 3CIT , had not used it for a conference, at least consistent its position, it would be in favor or against.

PD: Only we have to note the work of Rodrigo documentation Terrace of World, being the only journalist talking about the conference Vincent Connare, write a review of our blog in his article. Thanks and regards.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Vocabulary Level E Answer

Documentation "Shit" and topics of advertising

is already known by all the sad process of documentation of the film industry, ranging from the logical to the historical. All remember the famous scene El Cid (1961), in which Charlton Heston said this "For Españaaaa!" when this has not yet been formed and were in effect the kingdoms of Castile and Aragon, or that which, defying logic, Russell Crowe (representing Maximus in Gladiator ) is wounded in Germany and thousands of miles to the south, horseback riding (then there was no high speed train), is appearing with the band. With this last example would have two solutions: 1 - I always wound in the same place the poor boy. 2 - In Roman times there teleports.

Like these examples, there are other cases, equally unfortunate, that are related to graphic design, advertising and image retouching.

is famous and great skill in photo retouching Warrick Brown (CSI ) than a traffic camera image (of course not in HD) can get you the farthest car registration completely sharp (I hear a ja, ja, ja of all those who have had to make trade fair plotters from a postage stamp to 72 dpi).
Similarly, since the 80's and throughout this time has been instilling in people an idyllic image of all of us involved in advertising. According to the American series, now we should be driving a Porsche 911 , working 3 hours a day and living in a loft of 300 square meters in downtown Madrid or Barcelona.

Now is when I ask: Why are we getting all this stuff?. However, it has been Andrej Nicolás Hillebrand which alerted us to the following:

There is a series that premiered on Fox on March 26 called Dirt (dirt, shit, shit ..) and is the "glamorous world of magazine editing "mixed with yellow press, ie how to manage and publish crap. In his first chapter, it shows something that would never do any of the members of a relatively serious magazine, show presentations and chats with Comic Sans.
We are aware that using Comic sans in chat is widespread, but that, in a graphic designer or someone connected to the worlds of publishing or advertising, is equivalent to firefighter that fire, the pederast priest, or the policeman who extorts or stolen, that there is (and very recent examples prove it), but it is immoral and a tremendous lack of ethics.

After seeing these images we can conclude that just as some employers, and continuing with the "good work" of American film documentation, they decided not to hire someone to channel in the publishing world, because they got expensive, and would go to a distant cousin who knew how to use Excel .

As he said: You keep so you'll see!