Friday, April 18, 2008

Pocket Digital Camcorder With Optical Zoom

If you put the ass, you give me azotitos?

Apparently the bank does not learn. Not only do not conform to execute designs (if they ever can be attributed that name) in Comic sans but the latest fashion is that we address them delivered directly to .

a couple of days ago I received this letter in my home. To say that my knowledge of contabildad are zero and, moreover, that I am I a fool in doing to me and will do everything more hydraulic fluid. The letter, as you may well be found written in Comic Sans , no address, which is a mass mailing that is, they have no particular objection to receive 5,000 resumes, or the formaicón of individuals presents.
Without further rambling conclude:

1. A Catalana Occidente not mind giving a bad image or written by the Comic sans , Nor to imply that the institution may enter any .

2. A Catalana Occidente repanpinfla it contract staff.

3. A Catalana Occidente loves to have their employees spend reading curriculum that dead times, most will not be fit for the position (or yes, and I do not mean the qualifications of those who send it to the lath itself company brand).

4. I would never hire Catalana Occidente for fear of "qualified" professionals in the state can be found.

imagine that the system will be cheaper than placing an advertisement in the press, but only to analyze a bit, I think anyone with half a brain would realize that the form can only harm the body. But calm that I think lend a hand: stir up marine biologists, builders, mining engineers and fishmongers to send you pages and pages of resumes and if their skills could serve you, the end of the day they all numbers to see how can spend the month or if they will be able to go on holiday (it seems that this is what you seek).

Nothing, you already have your azotito, but without becoming addicted eh!


Just a comment about the reminiscences of another announcement that I appear in the mind-and stale in time and in form, and is a lot similar.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Shirt With Loose Tie Look

The Importance of Being Earnest, or anything exquisite corpse

Turn the work of Oscar Wild will serve this time to wander among the intricacies of branding, good or bad, it is more necessary steeper globalization.

few days ago I sat down to dinner one of these nasty to dine when you do not feel like cooking (and ultimately takes you so long in the kitchen as a good-and healthy-dinner): Nuggets delicious chicken - does chicken? - yes, that went down.
I opened the box ( Maheso or Squire, as o. .. da) and prepared to withdraw these sauce that complemented the bomb that is for the stomach, and what was my surprise when I found sauces labeling Comic Sans.
The fact that the box was well designed me " hinted" sauce that really give a damn about the manufacturers of nuggets. In this case, Ernesto was the same as people discover its false identity.
I was going to mess with the description of these two cubicles but was being so perplexing explanation that it is best to outline:
  1. Product Name: A: B Barbecue Sauce: Sweet and Sour. I wonder: do you bittersweet inside is not salsa, What is it?.
  2. Instructions: A real luxury in Helvetica.
  3. Translation: Not literally, the philologist vaginally (once slept with a linguist and translator that works) decide not only leave one in each language instruction, but also translate "open here" to "click "
Now I understand! What's inside of one is "somewhat bittersweet" and the other a Famobil (Playmobil years) flavor barbecue sauce. "
Out of sarcasm, it is logical that he had retained the brand or company logo, or at least some typographic consistency and we would have our hands on anything exquisite corpse. True

today, 90% of the products, components are manufactured in China, assembled in Ireland, the product box is printed in Romania ... so it is important brand consistency. One of the best examples of what we are talking about is the company Imaginarium, which makes all the factories of the world as official supplier and get a solid image with a powerful image of a product manual.
Everything, absolutely everything, in a product Imaginarium or It's magical looks the same. The instructions, the box objects all contain corporate color, typography, corporate logos ,.... so any element separately is recognizable regardless of whether it was produced in China with German technology, designed in England, ... and achieving a strong brand image.
Only brand and product is achieved that the same element, even from the same manufacturer, have different age different regularity of purchase, and even different uses. Take for example this humorous blog found in the social marketin Spare Change

This is, whoever you are, the Importance of Being Earnest.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

What Knickers Do Older Women

Off blog: My grandmother, blade and the Arts


In all, ever, our grandmother told us that from "You look like an artist" ; from there only the psychological maturity of individual account in assessing whether an adjective or moved by the emotional fact.

On day 5, made what is, in my opinion, the greatest folly in the world history culture; Curro Romero took up his position as Academic honor Real Academia de Bellas Artes de Santa Isabel de Hungría de Sevilla .

A torero academic arts?
To explain the right (and left) said in his inauguration ceremony:

"as a harmony, an inspiration, a way to express the feeling, as shown by the composer with his notes and the painter with his brushes." "Bullfighters, we are not killers, our destiny and our desire is to create beauty"

Does not that sound these words? I remember that last time I heard something was in a U.S. television series.

So I propose to Dexter as a candidate for the next vacancy. Moreover, was not the "Holy" Inquisition which was based on mystical precepts to torture people?

also propose the "Holy" Inquisition the academic post of Fine Arts, oooo, a J ack the Ripper , what a fine in court! , oooo to Lee Harvey Oswald , from how far killed Kennedy, and with what aim! .

I have to explain (for my sanity and moral) that in Spain there are more Academies of Fine Arts, such as San Fernando, where are (my field), among others Alberto Corazón, Cruz Novillo Alberto Schommer or more than notable individuals, and need not abide by a stale institution rooted in the nineteenth century as the Seville .

Luckily there are other arts organizations that do not reward the culture of huge belly, and pure glass of Brandy, which Torrente is the most representative, and luckily most English society understand what is torture and what not. Understand that like tortured prisoners in Iraq did not consent to be tortured, the bulls either, so I guess that would further support the candidacy of Fine Arts academic this couple, because one likes whip and the other agrees to be whipped . Posts to graduate artistry of pain, this is much more artistic because at least it is agreed by both parties.


Note to Curro Romero: The Shootings of May 3rd's Goya is art based on a murder. The murder will never be art. And PS: The butcher animal sacrifices for others to eat without indulging in the act. No insult to professionals trying degraded below where you are.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Deathwatch Book Notes

the art of telling stories with type C

Many times in our blog we've thrown up on users Comic sans not knowing properly choose the font on the message you want to or can also be, not the message has clearly not .

offices worldwide and secretarial staff in general ... Delight learning that not only the choice of type is important, but also the graphical structure of the phrase, color, ... and all those things that add detail and the typesetting become an art.

suaaaveeeeee begin with a complete masterpiece made for Alex Gropher . The types create forms, show concepts are elected according to the characteristics of what should be represented .... orgasmic. I confess that I never tire of seeing this.



continue with the translation of a famous letterpress dialog Pulp Fiction, which has been imitated dozens of times ...



... didactics animation Vancouver Film School ...



And finally, and although it worked less equal and interesting, a video clip of the Uruguayan group us Quartet [website gupo ] of the song is no longer what to do with .